A lego
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016
by caseybv May 26, 2013
by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
by dboy999 August 9, 2011
The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight
Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
by YounqMoney July 30, 2010