7 definitions by Corey the best Definer
1. A cool, chill dude, who is overall just an awesome person. That is Nikola Tesla.
2. A company by Elon Musk that does electricity. Makes cool electric cars, like the Tesla Model S and the Tesla Model X. Also makes solar panels and giant batteries to put on your home.
2. A company by Elon Musk that does electricity. Makes cool electric cars, like the Tesla Model S and the Tesla Model X. Also makes solar panels and giant batteries to put on your home.
by Corey the best Definer October 18, 2017
Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"
*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"
*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*
by Corey the best Definer August 12, 2016
Guy 1: Oh shit, she's going to blow!
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*
by Corey the best Definer July 17, 2016
A lego
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016
1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
2. The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
1:
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016
A web series starring anthromorphic objects, usually competing for something.
Noteable examples are Battle For Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity.
Noteable examples are Battle For Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity.
by Corey the best Definer April 12, 2018
Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
by Corey the best Definer October 18, 2017