Joe Rogan

Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.

Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.

by Klaatu's Nikto October 12, 2020

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Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.

Joe Rogan makes me laugh.

by sxygrl5000 April 10, 2007

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-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

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The voice of reason during these scary times. He makes good arguments for both sides of anything being discussed and is not afraid to speak the truth no matter how hurtful it may be.

Joe Rogan: "Theres only 2 genders."
Liberals: "How dare you"
Joe Rogan: "Climate change is real"
Conservatives: "How dare you"

by YoTeLoDije December 20, 2018

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The Joe Rogan is a two step sexual practiceor sex move, that consists in bringing your partner close to orgasm, only to then interrupt the intercourse and tell a short story about an even better orgasm you once had. The second part of this sex move, consists in asking them if they happen to have tried DMT.

"Right when she was about to come, I pulled out and explained to her that I have waaaay better orgasms now through Yoga and she really should try that... Then I asked her if she had ever tried DMT, yeah, I totally Joe Rogan'd that bitch!"

by Brudolf January 3, 2019

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