One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.
"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"
by Vicster May 26, 2005
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He is the hottest guy you will ever see like ever!,sweet and hot as fuckkk. If you ever meet a jihad you should definitely go for him.
Jihad
by Joujouuu November 13, 2020
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an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.
Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.
by Colin G. September 19, 2007
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1. a holy war
2. a funny word that sounds like arab talk and cartman likes to say it


fag---let go on a jihad...

funny arab guy with a bomb---jihad jihad durka durka gerkamal
by calvizzal October 5, 2006
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Jihad is a real ass nigga and is mad cool. Jihad is funny and corny, always finding a way to make you laugh when you are down. He's sweet and caring, always putting others first. Always a shoulder to cry on and there to listen to you vent. Always has a smile on his face, rarely gets mad. Most likable and friendly person you'll ever meet, and has some killer dance moves too.
"Who's that?"

"Oh that's just Jihad."

"Oh okay".
by Yung Cilantro March 4, 2019
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A word that literally translated means "struggle", although often "holy war." There is lesser jihad (holy war) and greater jihad, which is the struggle within oneself.
1. Goly gosh, Umar has put another lesser jihad on that jewish male.

2. Radical Muslims currently have a jihad against Jews, and Christians, and the western world, and hindus, and other muslims.
by Steven Bird April 11, 2006
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A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.
Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.
by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003
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