by iMan Can July 11, 2008
The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.
by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010
An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010
The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
by NVN May 16, 2010
The act of placing a cloth over a sexual partner's face and then urinating on the cloth, similar to an act of water boarding.
Sorry dude, I accidentally ruined that shirt I borrowed when I had to use it to give this chick a Guantanamo Geronimo.
by Depravity Gravity June 8, 2017
A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.
Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute
Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.
Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?
Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".
Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...
Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.
Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae
Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.
Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?
Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".
Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...
Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.
Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae
by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016