Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.
I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010
When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
by ian April 25, 2004
A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).
Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
by JooBuoy September 14, 2011
by Brent C July 4, 2006
The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL
by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 19, 2010
The biggest nancy boy to ever play the sport of hockey. Someone who will never amount to Mario Lemieux.
See Also wannabe sissy afraid
See Also wannabe sissy afraid
by McLovin15 September 1, 2008
Some random douche who gets credit and endorsments for nothing, he might be the biggest douche in the world.
by Bill Davis July 9, 2005