santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 26, 2013

Fort Ashby Funnel Cake

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.

Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure

by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 15, 2017

Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.

A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...

by J-Dawg Deezy September 13, 2008

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 15, 2017

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 3, 2021

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 7, 2023