Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022
The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
by Dark Thiqq boy September 28, 2020
A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
by Dark Thiqq boy September 28, 2020
A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.
Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
by gingitsune23 June 23, 2010
The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.
by JiggleB October 5, 2016
The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.
by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011
When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person.
Dick and Jane were pretty close, but her stomach hurt. So, a British Funnel Cake was the best answer.
by PopUp5 May 27, 2008