Depth Chart

The list of people of the opposite sex you keep in your head at any one moment that you could possibly bang.

Dude, Sandra's busy tonight, I guess I'll have to take a look at my depth chart.

by PersonWhoDoesThings May 17, 2011

Depth Perception

Depth perception is the ability to realize when your band is coming off as TOO deep. For example, when a band TRIES too hard to be deep and thought-provoking and their depth comes off as silly, it could be said that they have no depth perception.

Jared Leto has no depth perception, thus he makes 13.5 minute long music videos.

by Co. March 3, 2007

Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

periscope depth

When your penis persistently peeks through your underwear fly, regardless of how many times he is readjusted, thus increasing the risk of tip zipper rash.

Hold on a second I need to adjust my drawers. My junk keeps playing a shadowy game of penile Groundhogs Day, you know,... I've been cruising at periscope depth all day...

by willisdwaynetwayne December 27, 2010

periscope depth

n. 1. when you are in a body of water (tub, hot tub, pool, etc) and you are floating at a depth such that just the tip of your penis breaches the surface of the water

{to one's friends in a hot tub}
"i'm at periscope depth"

by J.Dizzie March 2, 2012

Ball depth

The depth of water where one's balls become extremely cold, and unpleasant shrinkage will occur.

I don't want to swim out any further, I'm almost at ball depth right now.

by seriously, come on. July 29, 2009

depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.

Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.

by Lovell from UT November 10, 2010