Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN March 6, 2012

Dark Meme Lord

A person who finds entertainment in and shares nothing, but dark humored meme's that most people would find distasteful.

"Josh only shares meme's about dead babies. That guy's a dark meme lord I swear!"

by The Dark Meme Lord August 5, 2019

dark market lord

Dark Market Lord (DML) refers to a highly skilled and influential hacker who holds a significant position within the dark web community. DMLs are considered some of the most powerful and capable hackers, often associated with illegal activities and cybercrime. As of now, there are 13 people referred to as DMLs however, there is not a limit on how many people are DMLs. Being a DML implies two things: 1. You're on the same level as one of the 7 keyholders; 2. A hacker(typically blackhat or government affiliated) with enough influence on the black market/cybercrime that their absence would throw away balance on the entire dark web.

Some notable DMLs include: m1x/Wazawaka, Nosophoros "the plug", czpy "the fedkiller", lk-4d4, "daddy" slav, Black Alex/Metasploit, nochan "the terrible", ji8 "god of trojans", BlackFox. The rest of the 'lords' are large criminal enforcement agencies such as the FBI.

One of the Dark Market Lords was captured and is set to face trial!

by srsbaka July 21, 2023

Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate

A Role-Playing game for the PC created in the "old-school" style of Final Fantasy IV, V, or VI. Breaks several long-held RPG conventions (such as your main character actually being a hero) with enhanced graphics/sound and so on.

Can purchase on Gamersgate.com or Impulse.

Features:

-25+ hours of game-play

-Classic Mode 7 graphics

-Side-view Active-time Battles (ATB) reminiscent of the classic console RPGs

-Full-Screen/Windowed Mode Toggle

-Enhanced graphics and sound!

-Optional quests and bonus dungeons!

-Beautifully orchestrated soundtrack by Kevin Macleod

-Decisions you and your party make will affect whether other characters or even NPCs live or die and much more!

Enter a world of shadowy intrigue where stained pasts collide with the present in an explosive confrontation that will define one young man's dark destiny as he attempts to thwart the machinations of a true evil beyond all imagining...

You played Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate yet? Move over Final Fantasy, you've been replaced.

by HexGamer1 May 20, 2011

Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

by Trogdor April 25, 2003

For the Dark Lord

During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.

goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD

Friend: Right on brah

by boyber92 March 18, 2010

Dark lord

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?

The Jewish religion is always putting down the dark lord.

by bushlight November 4, 2018