by phanaticbitch September 14, 2008
by drebel_3 January 11, 2011
by jrock June 21, 2004
CRIM: Cunt Rag in Motion. Dangerous female drivers. Typically overweight, big sunglasses, smug look on their fat face, eating, texting, applying makeup while operating a motor vehicle. Formerly known as 'Minivan Moms' back in the 80's. CRIMS can be found piloting any type of motor vehicle, but specimens in Minivans, and to an even greater extent, large American SUVs (Denali, Tahoe, Escalade, etc) are among the most dangerous. CRIMS have developed a sense of impunity under the assumption that their actions behind the wheel are consequence free. CRIMs do not exist in Russia, as inconsiderate female drivers are often pulled by their hair out of the car and properly dealt with.
That CRIM almost T-boned me in that intersection. She looked at me with a bitchy scowl as if she was inconvenienced by my interfering with her running a red light.
by unka poon April 12, 2016
by Skiboy May 8, 2012
Poor Nick would have liked to be crimming like the rest of the group, but he SUCKS, and therefore fails over and over.
by King Steve April 9, 2003
by MutantCAT February 28, 2017