"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans March 22, 2016
by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010
damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.
"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
by Fillup G. September 21, 2006
A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.
Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.
by Hulonus December 8, 2010