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A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
by GeoTracker October 13, 2005
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A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.
Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.
by CoonDawg1 November 03, 2008
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A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.
Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.
by fanc13 June 16, 2010
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a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.
The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.
by Sean Dolan June 12, 2003
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Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011
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A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.
Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.
by Hulonus December 07, 2010
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