Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

Cortez - Its time to split!

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

Cortez

A WELL MANNERED BABY DICK BOY

You are really being a cortez right now

by XXXSol October 28, 2016

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.

We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 7, 2012

Cortez

Cortez is a nasty human being, who is into boys, and love to jerk of

Wow cortez actually convinced a dude to let him smash

by Cortez September 4, 2019

Sandy Cortez

see Congresswoman AOC

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.

by Tropical_Centipede April 22, 2021

Ocasio-Cortez

An intelligent, strong woman elected to Congress in 2018.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is fucking amazing.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 8, 2018

Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.

Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)

by TheFoundingFatherL August 10, 2013