Top Definition
Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.
Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.
#moustache #anal #pleasure #discomfort #rusty trombone
by Dr. Rudy October 12, 2006
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