A gossip fuelled conversation between two gay men, where we serve shade and pure unadulterated judgement on the lives of others... because we can. Generally executed whilst stirring various meaty nuggets of gossip and / or gay scene happenings in our metaphorical cauldron.
I had a lovely Cauldron Call with Gino this morning... ooh the things that went on in that bar last night!
by Cauldron Queen March 29, 2014
A pot which is hung over a fired used by dark gypsy's to make potions that turn their enemies into swines, and send them to the firey pitt of hell to ride with motor cycle gangs.
by carlflash January 4, 2011
by NewtScamander November 29, 2008
A mixture of 2 or more fluids inside the female vagina after sexual Shenanigans with one or more partners
by Sirmixapuss December 9, 2022
When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
by dingdong43 August 13, 2021
The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes
Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"
by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022
Jim was taking a shit when he jumped of the toilet due to the unexpected cold temperature of the cauldron splash
by Hefe Dragon January 24, 2023