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gypsy's kiss

cockney rhyming slang for piss
i need to go take a gypsy
gypsy's kiss by ben curry September 24, 2003

gypsy's patio 

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

Gypsy's Kiss

The action of taking a piss but having no desire for a number 2

further known as kissing a gypsy for frequent use
#Dude 1: Dave come check this gash out by the bar!
#Dude 2: Give me 2 secs john just going for a gypsy's kiss


Dude 1: you guna be long man?
Dude 2: nana just guna give the gypsy a kiss
Gypsy's Kiss by Gulleykid October 19, 2008

gypsy's curse 

Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
"Sorry love, I've got the gypsy's curse. It's like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube."
gypsy's curse by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

The gypsy's warning 

A quiet word to an employee or aquaintance, suggesting that they'd best proceed with caution in respect of their current conduct or attitude, or they may be in for an unpleasant surprise. The details of which aren't actually set out by the giver of the warning, who may or may not have control over their fate.
The guy was certainly out of line, there probably wasn't sufficient grounds for disciplinary action, but he certainly got the gypsy's warning.

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra 

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.
Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!