carpet cleaner

a dude with a mustache eating out a girl

bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner

by islander86 March 23, 2008

Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 5, 2010

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 16, 2019

Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.

"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.

by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022

Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019