Skip to main content

Definitions by Jaspermcclapper

Best Person On Earth 

Alexys Rummel is the best person on earth, she is kind and intellegent and probably the best friend I've had in a while.
Love you Alexys!!
"Alexys? Oh yeah, she's the best person on earth!"

Carpet Cleaner 

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
Carpet Cleaner by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022