Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.
The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.
The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator July 11, 2008
Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
by John Byrnes November 16, 2007
The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant
"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
by NotNath April 15, 2021
The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
by Sambubs April 29, 2018