texticating
I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.
texticating by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008
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premature textulation
The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
premature textulation by roneal October 5, 2007
Textleting
When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019
Premature Textulation
When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
Premature Textulation by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010
Textcalating
Increasing in the intensity of a relationship, usually but not limited to the romantic type, via text message. A modern form of courting.
We've only seen each other twice, but things are getting serious. We text at least ten times per day. This relationship is really textcalating.
Textcalating by ricegame April 25, 2010
Premature textulation
Premature textulation by Anonymooski July 10, 2010
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