texticating

having sex through text messages

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.

by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008

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Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

by JBeeR December 17, 2008

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premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.

I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!

by roneal October 5, 2007

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Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

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Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

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