The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
by ahrefodiggsy February 9, 2012