Texas Tramp

A dead hooker found in the middle of nowhere. Her eye has been poked out by the killer with his penis as he skull fucked her to death. Also strips of skin are missing because the killer has taken them to make lampshades or other articles of genuine leather clothing which he then sells at flea markets. Also dead remains are covered in fecal matter from multiple sources.

"Hey Hank you see that Texas Tramp over on the side of the road about 20 miles back?"
"Why sure I did Homer. Did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been fucked out of her head?"

This here jacket is make of !00% genuine Texas Tramp leather!

Texas Tramp by Ticklemypickle69 August 12, 2009

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

texas tampon by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017

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Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

Texas Tampon by kneebrace October 24, 2017

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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

Texas tampon by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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