Texas Meatslap Share definition Flag The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it. Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash. Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Texas Meatslap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch