Well, as a Texan, I guess I'll throw my two cents in...Texas is a great place to live. I know alot of people from other parts of the country think "Hicks, Rednecks, Incest, Ignorant, Dumb, ect, ect..." But, the fact of the matter is, Texas is a real diverse state, with large metropolitans such as Houston, and Dallas/Ft. Worth, and also vast areas of rural towns and farm/ranchland. Now, im a country boy, but that doesn't mean that im racist, eat possum, and only listen to country music. Ya, I do have a 4x4, and yes, I do live on a small ranch with horses and cattle and such. Plus the Cowboy boots and all that stuff, But thats just me, not all of Texas. I like all genres of music, From Rap/Hip Hop, Rock (and all subgenres that go along with it), Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff. We've got all different races, creeds, religions, and beliefs, Some of the finest Colleges in the nation, and just down right good people. Ya, the weather is pretty wild, but hey, ya get used to it, or at least I have, I cant really speak for others. All in all, some of yall just need to it thru your thick, opinionated, stereotypical heads that Texas is not what you think it is...yeah, big words huh? Well, Texas has a pretty good education system, 3.6 GPA, in a town of about 800. Just thought I'd throw that in there, for kicks.

Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...
Non-Texan #1: Texas is nothing but cows, horses and Cowboys...

Non-Texan #2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists!

Texan: Oh Yeah!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...
by TexasMade,TexasPlayed December 02, 2007
A freaky ass state in the USA consisiting of corrupt "sherriffs" (weird versions of cops), who go around beating people up and pulling out a gun whenever they feel like it. Make sure you don't jay walk in Texas or you may get the left side of your head blown off. Speaking of guns..everyone owns a gun in Texas.
SherriffTex1:"howdy!why i feel rather inclined to shoot that damn naggit trouble makers eyes out of his sockets!"
SherriffTex2:"well he's asking for it...who does he think he is to be walking across that road when the little man is flashing red? Why paint my tooth white and call it brushed!!! "
by lamchop September 11, 2004
A state of mind in which nothing exists in the known cosmos.
Jonny: Yeah, I wanted to buy a new LaCoste shirt at Nieman Marcus.
Geoff: What did you goet?
Jonny: Nothing, all the sales people were from Texas.
by Bluedog June 24, 2005
Cowboy up
its get tough or mosey on out

Giddyup
Keep up or head for the trails

Hold your horses
or get beat up
Well Texas is the lone star state. It doesnt need anyone else especially no Oklahoma. And for any of yall that are mistaken for George Dubya, he is a damn yankee. Even though he may make mistakes and resided in Texas this is America and we should all still support him. Any true Texan would agree, ah hail what am i sayin hes a damn yankee. lynch him.

The south will rise again
by Tina July 28, 2004
Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.
The state that produces the most stuck up idiots in the freakin' world. Most, in fact are pretty good-looking, but they are freakin' full of this stupid Texas-pride shit. YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN COUNTRY ANYMORE! GET OVER IT!
Texans are gay and suck simply because of their "I'll take it up the ass for you Texas" pride shit. If they didn't have that, they'd be good to go.
by Platypus Ranger February 24, 2006
1> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks.

2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.

3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind.

Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.

As goes Texas, so goes the world.
by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005
a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.
by Pitoyable May 20, 2005

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