9 definitions by James R Clobum
South Carolina was the state to officially begin the American Civil War. On April 12, 1861, Confederate troops fired on Fort Sumter in South Carolina's Charleston Harbor. In legitimate academic settings, this event is used to mark the beginning of the American Civil War.
Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.
Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".
Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.
Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".
Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Person 1 from New Jersey: I'm moving to South Carolina!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.
Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: Was that a question?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.
Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: Was that a question?
by James R Clobum June 7, 2023
While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.
Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.
Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.
Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.
by James R Clobum February 27, 2019
A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
by James R Clobum April 30, 2020
Can serve as both a verb or an adjective describing an individual's behavior.
Used for when someone doesn't know when to end a joke and you are debating whether or not to gun them down.
Used for when someone doesn't know when to end a joke and you are debating whether or not to gun them down.
by James R Clobum May 21, 2018
Lubbock is a city in northwest Texas. It is also known as the rectum of Texas.
Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.
The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.
The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
by James R Clobum August 1, 2018
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"
Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."
Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."
Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."
Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."
Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
by James R Clobum June 8, 2021
Person 1: The United States of America is the greatest first world country to live in!
Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.
Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.
by James R Clobum April 29, 2020