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Hahahaha yo it's hilarious how "ya'll" Texans think bigger is so much better, the only thing bigger in Texas is your women, nipples, and percentage of unemployment. Please, just please try and find me one person who really WANTS to move to Texas and for what reason, so they have an excuse to have sex with their realli hot Aunt Josephine? I just wish everyone in the world could just go into Texas and beat the shit out of every sister fucking redneck in the massive dump they call a state. I use to live in Texas but then got the fuck out and moved north to New York so my balls would stop sticking together. It's unbelieveable how I lived in that piece of shit for 16 years, thank God I'm out and I thank all you "H-Town" home boys for your ghetto inspiring rap sounds you like to call "songs". Also, thanks a whole fucking lot for giving us this piece of shit president that REALLY has no clue what the fuck he's doing. Stop getting mad and all self defensive because you don't like people making fun of you, get the hell out and people will respect you. If anyone of you can find a way out of that shit hole, go for it and realize what all those cow boy hats and boots do to you.
1st dude- yo I'm from Texas

2nd dude- yo your a fat fuck

1st dude- nah i snuck in from mexico, i'm not really fat i'm just trying to blend it with the crowd

2nd dude- well that fat suit is awesome, you look just like everyone else here
by xy xy xy xy xy July 27, 2006
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The Greatest State and place to be in The U.S.of motherfuckin A.
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.

Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay

I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
Californian: Hi Im A Queer from calfornia I love penis like the vast majority of other californians with the exception of snoop, Eazy E and various other real ass niggers

Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.

Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
by CurtisLizandroValdivia January 07, 2006
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156.
The largest collection of ignorant racists of the face of the earth.
Hitler would have liked Texas.
by bleh January 21, 2005
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157.
1. As urban slang, it's used mostly to describe someone who brags about stuff that doesn't quite deserve to be bragged about.

2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.
1. Dude, Max is so Texas. He's bragging about his redneck NASCAR visor.

2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?"
"I ride my cow."
"Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."
by Mike Bonano December 22, 2004
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158.
The most ignorant state in the entire country...full of hard-headed fucktards who think their pathetic state is the best thing since sliced bread...Yeah, no one gives a shit that you all were once your own republic (your state sucked back then too)...so please, by all means, if you all think you can do better alone, then do us all a favor and secede to become your own country again and see how long you all last you dumbasses...
Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book...
Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness.
Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there...
So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay...
An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.
Texas=just another state
by USAF Pilot November 07, 2005
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159.
Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged.
Did you see Aunt Ruth, damn she's lookin' hot today!
by chknrustrchustr November 13, 2004
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