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148.
Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses
Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.
 
43.
the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)
the only true bi-polar state texas
by texan 596 February 06, 2010
 
44.
a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually
husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali
by big_joe13 June 01, 2009
 
45.
The only state where you can get the death penalty for jaywalking.
At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
 
46.
A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.
Texas, we are normal!
 
47.
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.

Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.

Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.

Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 04, 2010
 
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A state with small penis syndrome and chewy bbq.
"I'm from Texas and I always have to say I'm bigger and badder and I drive a big ole Truck because my penis is really small."
by its4oclockandihavenothingtodo March 18, 2013
 
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the only thing bigger than infinity
you know whats bigger than infinity

what?

texas
by rick mavis April 29, 2007