4 definitions by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich
Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010
The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)
Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?
Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?
Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!
Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!
Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?
Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?
Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!
Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 4, 2010
High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.
Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?
Person 2: Mira Costa.
Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?
Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.
Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.
Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.
Person 2: Mira Costa.
Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?
Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.
Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.
Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010