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Tetrising 

The act of fitting a lot of crap into a very tiny space through clever usage of every bit of available space. Tetris-gifted people can easily pack an entire house into the trunk of a Toyota. This can come in very handy when space is at a premium!

A person who is particularly talented in this way is often referred to as a Tetris King or Queen.
I spent three hours Tetrising, but I finally got the car packed. I told you the whole living room could fit in the van in one trip!

I don't know how that girl did it, but there's thirty plastic flamingos in my bathroom!

We told you not to piss Sarah off. She's too good at Tetrising!
Tetrising by laeiryn July 21, 2011

Boom Tetris for Jeff

A meme about the game Tetris that originates from a quote from the Classic Tetris World Championships of 2016. When a player named Jeff did a Tetris (clearing 4 rows at once), the host said this.
A: *does a Tetris*
B: Boom Tetris for Jeff

Refrigerator Tetris 

When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.

Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*

*everything in refrigerator falls out*

Refrigerator: GAME OVER

reverse tetris 

The act of taking densely packed stuff out of storage or somewhere.
Homie 1: Damn man, how did you get all that crap in your car.

Homie 2: I don't know, but I'm a have to reverse tetris that shit to get it out.
reverse tetris by Markie G1 December 30, 2010

tetrisize 

The arrangement of items to best fit within a given space.
Markus had to tetrisize with the luggage for a while before he could finally fit it all in the car.
tetrisize by panicrabbit January 4, 2004

Dick Tetris 

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.
Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.
Dick Tetris by Whe;an June 10, 2009