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Testigoggles 

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
Testigo means witness in spanish
Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!

(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos

(For real they are some dumbasses)

testigina 

Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina
testigina by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009

Testigravitingleitis 

The tingling sensation a male feels in his testicles when rapidly dropping in altitude.
"When I went on the High Drop at Knottsberry Farm I got insane Testigravitingleitis."

Testigrabs

When someone grabs your bare testicles
Yesterday, I was changing in the locker room. And I took off my undies and pants. Then the bullies snuck in and pinned me down and gave me so many jerks and testigrabs. Then they put my underpants back on and cut a hole where the penis was so everyone saw it. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on the hooks. I was left there for 9 days.
Testigrabs by yrwxafina December 5, 2017