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n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?
tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011
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Tessas boyfriend 

Adrian is Tessa’s bf and bae for life commonly seen around tessa

Any a name goes well with Tessa in terms of bf or gf or bsf
Tessas boyfriend is a hottie. Also means that Tessa can pull bitches for real.
Tessas boyfriend by Zaddywaddy April 22, 2022
An essay about the book "Tess of the D'urbervilles".
I was in the middle of a Tessay earlier when I decided to ring her.
Tessay by _Trilby March 31, 2009

tessashotgf 

sweetest thing to ever exist on this earth. everyone wants to be mutuals with her and she is probably the most funny person i ever met THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING ME VIOLET
who gets beaten by her brother?
tessashotgf gets beaten by her 3 year old brother
tessashotgf by kayaslovely September 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026