Derived from the freshwater fish that feeds on scraps in the murky depths of gravel pits/ponds accross europe, a Tench is a selfish bloke who knowingly and unwitingly goes out of his way to feed off the bottom and steal his friends birds/shags. AKA bottom feeder.
by moogfish June 2, 2006
1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.
by Steve September 23, 2003
After the scoring of a particularly excellent goal it is common to say "That goal was proper tench man!" to golden balls.
by RobinAldworth March 15, 2007
A person so muscular that they appear tense and are physically unable to look relaxed.
An extension of hench, when you surpass hence, you become tench.
An extension of hench, when you surpass hence, you become tench.
by fatmandy July 24, 2018
A person who has the potential to be one's future girl/boyfriend. Often identified by obvious flirting.
Tenchtench: someone's potential to become tench. It is less so than tench.
Tenchtench: someone's potential to become tench. It is less so than tench.
by grimer13 July 14, 2011
by lululululululululululululululu February 21, 2012
Short for 'attention seeker' - used to describe someone who is doing something with the sole purpose of seeking attention.
by tenchycousin July 30, 2019