A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
by Sarah is super cool! July 24, 2006
Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 23, 2003
One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
by Scrub June 5, 2003
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
by Krang July 20, 2003
One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"
by Speed March 23, 2003