Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"

by Iloveyoutravisihopeyoufindthis April 9, 2016

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 1, 2017

Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC March 8, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer.

by Rogers18 April 1, 2016

Ted Cruz

Another name for the Zodiac Killer.

10 percent of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer-- and they're right.

by Bowmen_19 April 21, 2016

Ted Cruz

A normal 2016 republican

Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.

by dvkjkfobnf May 8, 2017