what ted cruz was as a young man.

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Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!
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got away with a killing spree back in the 70's. VERY mysterious figure. we might never know the truth about who he was. Really messed up individual and probably has inspired many killings in the post zodiac era.
elusive psycho from the 70's whom got away with murders.

The zodiac killer has slapped or nations authorities in the face by killing 6+ people, leaving clues, and getting away with it.

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an awesome psychopathic murderer who left clues about where he left his bodies. ARTHUR LEIGH ALLLEN.
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Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.
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Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"
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"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."

Texas republican Donald Trump
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