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Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.
teague by sucka just don't know March 19, 2009
Teague is an amazing girl but she has thick thighs and a saggy butt. Guys want a teague for her sense of humor cuz she's hella funny. Everyone should know a teague cuz she is just as unique as her name. She knows how to chill but finds getting mad at you super fun. Not everyone will find that teague is their soul mate, but she's a great girl to have around
John: This girl teague in my science class is so fucking funny!
Matt: U gonna smash?

John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang
Teague by Caroline Brady April 24, 2017
One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb
Hunter Hendricks is a teague

This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.
teague by frontinlikemydaddy September 28, 2006
A man who every on jokes is gay but probably not, or is idk
Person 1 "Andrew is trying to ask out that senior through facebook again. She rejected him yesterday already."

Person 2 "What a teague."
Teague by AngryEyes October 4, 2009
a cantonese word which is used to describe the groping of another males penis causing blood to swell to the bellend.
Lie-po though it world be funny to teague Chun-su whilst he was sleeping.