a jerk-off who thinks he's a mafia don
I'm Joe Taxis and I'm gonna fuck you upa yo' ass cause I'm sooo cool.
by Captain Rambone September 6, 2003
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Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.
Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"
by Banj December 21, 2004
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I know you just broke up with your boyfriend, but you need to stop complaining and taxi.
by Gsmith13 March 10, 2010
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Describing a situation or feeling of comfort, excitement, and superiority.

Expressing general approval, esp. in relation to cosmopolitan lifestyles.
"I can't believe i found 50 euros in a lost-and-found office, that was taxi, yo"

"Fantastic restaurant, everything was taxi, the food, the service... Bit pricey tho."

"Whata gwan?" "Taxi, blad, no licky licky."
by robinood January 10, 2006
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A term for a girl that fucks everyone with no discrimination. This espically appilys when they girl goes out with a good looking guy and he is then followed by one or more really fucking ugly guy.
by lonestar June 3, 2004
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The meaning of taxi is a person you meet while out on the town that you only sleep with because you need a ride home.
Mark: Hey don't sleep with her. She's nasty

Chris: No man that bitch is taxi.
by Chris 10516 November 16, 2006
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best fucking film eva!!!!
sorry i was so slow last time, i had the handbrake on
by lewis July 19, 2004
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