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Tang Bang 

Legend has it, the sweet juice of the tang was molested and palled by the infamous late M.Rick Romero in plastic jugs which once housed the life juice, and replaced by gallons of Vodka and other mixtures. Used for the purpose of a cognac, The Tang Bang, as if will be referred to here on out, was primarily used in the Salt River, located near Phoenix, Arizona. As time grows and people spread apart, it has been seen located in parts of Los Angeles and Las Vegas, although currently mainly housed in the great south west party destinations. Although the exact recipe would never be revealed outside the core group, the pictures it produces apparently have . . . .
"We're going down to the Salt River, so make sure you bring some Tang Bang"

"Damn, I would have never done half that shit if it wasn't for that stupid Tang Bang."

tang banger

Orange Vodka Slushie.

Fill the blender with ice.
Add 3 shots of Vodka.
Add Tang powder (to make 1 quart of Tang)
Add water to almost fill blender.

BLEND.
The tang bangers were just the drink to cool off by the pool. Get tang banged on the beach.
tang banger by MBFirstLady July 12, 2006

Tang Banger

A term used to describe people on a daily dispensing methadone prescription; combining methadone within a suspension of commercially prepared Tang.
"Johnny's off the needles. Now he's a 'tang banger'."

whammy tang bang 

bong rip + shot of alcohol + smoke release = whammy!
Hey man, load a snapper, we're doing whammy tang bangs.

Tang Banger

"Look at the tang banger's creepin' on the come up. When did this block go South East?"
Tang Banger by d block sj February 13, 2006

Schwang Tang Bang 

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.