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tandem poop 

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.
tandem poop by mopar340 September 16, 2013

tandom pooh

A technique in which friends cross arms, and use eachothers weight too lean back, and pooh, when no sign of tiolet is in view. This technique is mainly used in the woods, where the secret cannot be released to society. Group poohs can also take place, if there is more then two friends in desperate need of relaseing a giant alejandro.
"Hey Chris", "Hey Mike" wanna go tandom this one up.

"Guys, I feel like a group pooh is in order".

"Tandom pooh in five"

"Feels like its time for a little tandom action"
tandom pooh by AJAJJAjA May 1, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026