Taumaranui

Taumaranui is a place located between Mt Ruapehu and Te Kuiti in Central North Island, New Zealand. Quite like tokoroa, Taumaranui is known for dope plantations, teenage mothers, and alcoholism in schools. This is the result of bad parenting, diseases for the layers of spit on the sidewalk and tinnies for a low price of $5 at the local supermarket.

Rungi: "Im headin to taumaranui to get us sum dopes for cheap for us, and i mite c ur sista on the way ow, if you no wat i mean ow, ow."

Jeff: "Churr ow"

Taumaranui by bUztanAtor August 23, 2007

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Takundanashe

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. If he happens to fall for you don't fuck it up or you will regeret it for the rest of your life ( your'e probably dating his ex rn )

Takundanashe fucked your girlfriend

Takundanashe by Always factual my G November 21, 2021

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Traumadante

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.

Traumadante by n=29 August 2, 2024

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Traumadante

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.

Traumadante by n=29 August 3, 2024

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Traumadante

Traumadante - noun. A person who makes trauma (big or small, but very often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat weird step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after 7 years of no sex and mostly ignoring each other, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn, plus all about her best friend who moved to another state.

Traumadante by n=29 August 4, 2024

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