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a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!
by u_lost January 16, 2008

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To put someone down completely; when you beat someone so bad you disgrace them.
C.J. "Oh man, you fucking killed me!"
Hawk "Take a seat fag!"
by The one and only Hoffnigger April 16, 2009

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To completely shatter a persons anger.
To Shut them down after a heated argument
Person 1: "What The fuck man, you think your tough fight me"

Person 2: "Haha, take a seat my nigga."

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Person 1: "I'll wreck you and ya who'll crew, you know that?"

Person 2: "Naw, Take a seat my mans, you doin too much."
by DJ-Yae June 17, 2011

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Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.
Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat
by Strabs76 May 04, 2017

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Phrase used when telling a fellow to take a seat. originally developed by 2 sophmores in highschool, take a seat is sweeping the general group of people they hang out with by storm. when telling one to take a seat one must make an OK sign with their fingers, hold it up, and move their hand slightly forward.
taylor: so yea after i hit this kid square in the face i lit up a cig and put it out on his forehead
kavan: taylor, take a seat
by fizkid September 29, 2009

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a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!
by u_lost January 16, 2008

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