Tadger 

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

Tadger by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

tadger 

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".

tadger by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008

Tadger 

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

Tadger by Tracey September 13, 2003

Tadger 

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

Tadger by leanne November 20, 2003

tadger 

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

tadger by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Tadger 

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?

Tadger by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

tadger 

what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.

I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.

tadger by Gorgone August 8, 2003