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Tacttard 

The person at the gun club or store who is dressed up in military or police equipment, but in reality is not a member of the military or law enforcement.
Jay, did you see that guy on the pistol range wearing the vest with the ten ammo pouches. Is he a policeman? No Jim, he's a Tacttard he installs car stereos for a living.
Tacttard by TTwist August 11, 2010
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Tactitard 

A culture of wannabe special forces operators who most likely never served in the military who's obsessions are with body armor, military gear, assault rifles, and polymer framed handguns.
The gun culture used to be normal before the tactitards took over everything.
Tactitard by Purplewhite362 July 8, 2022
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A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.
"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"
Tactard by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017
Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.
Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.
tattard by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

Tactitard 

A somewhat large group After the Flash Combat roleplayers who dress with an extremely large amount of unneeded gear making themselves look like a member of USRF. Tactitard's gear will include things that don't make any sense to have or are to overpowered or they carry too many things it can even mean their avatar looks goofy with the amount of needed clutter they have on themselves.
"Lol dude I hate these tactitard's there avatars look so goofy LMAFO"

"IKR and he had the audacity to carry a machine gun, shotgun, Wasp injection knife. double barrel shotgun, A sword, and 5 grenades that's just not logical."
Tactitard by VOYAGER_ON August 13, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026