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TSTL-Too Stupid To Live:A mental and social disorder where by an individual lacks the mental aptitude and social skills deemed necessary to become a productive member of society. (aka being ‘Andycapped’)
***Symptoms*** *extremely lazy *complains excessively *thinks he has a musical talent, BUT really he's really tone deaf *expects others to cook for him *expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves, especially cultery *will attend school for a major that will not get him far in life (ex. drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is *too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt he has acquired *when he is given a job, he is content to work for free *typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene (ie. fecal matter found within genitalia) *leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom *unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine *uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day *usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online *likes to complain how he's way too busy, yet he manages to spend 2 hours/day on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f *manages to make $1000 worth of long distance phone calls (in 1 month) to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f Example: TSTL
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did? Kevin: No. What? Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool. Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from TSTL. Lily: Opps, my bad. |
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Acronym for "Too Stupid to Live".
Usually refers to a fictional heroine in a romance novel, but it can be applied to any fictional female character in a novel or film, and to a real female. A well-known romance author invented this term, during mid-1990s, on a mailing list called RRA-L Romance Readers Anonymous List. 1) "Don't hang with Shelley. She's TSTL."
2) "I hate Gone With the Wind! Scarlett O'Hara is TSTL." |
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Too Stupid; To Live Darwin Award winners are usually TSTL
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