Some chinese dude who has a chicken dish named after him. For your edification, "Tso" is pronounced like "Dzwaw", believe it or not.
by Ding Dong January 1, 2004
General Tso was a Chinese general who once served under the Rangoon Dynasty. Little is known about him, and most information comes from anonymous biographers and disgruntled old Chinese restaurant owners (also anonymous.) Though we know very nothing about his early life and career, General Tso was famous for his favorite recipe -- a chicken dish which would come to be named after him.
It is said that Tso first discovered General Tso's chicken when he was trying to make a traditional dish known as "Completely Lame-foo-yung Chicken" and accidentally spilled three pounds of awesome into the pot. The result was the delicious and deadly General Tso's chicken, which he used to conquer all of eastern Asia in the name of the Rangoon Dynasty. Modern General Tso's Chicken is made with an artificial version of the awesome used in the traditional recipe, in order to avoid exploding the heads of customers at Chinese restaurants everywhere.
It is said that Tso first discovered General Tso's chicken when he was trying to make a traditional dish known as "Completely Lame-foo-yung Chicken" and accidentally spilled three pounds of awesome into the pot. The result was the delicious and deadly General Tso's chicken, which he used to conquer all of eastern Asia in the name of the Rangoon Dynasty. Modern General Tso's Chicken is made with an artificial version of the awesome used in the traditional recipe, in order to avoid exploding the heads of customers at Chinese restaurants everywhere.
Despite their efforts, historians today still know very little about the man known as General Tso.
Man, I don't know who this General Tso guy is, but he makes damn good chicken!
Man, I don't know who this General Tso guy is, but he makes damn good chicken!
by Hodou January 4, 2010
One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.
by ger November 23, 2004
to fig; one annoying canadian; turbo'd jetta with over 500whp; CAL-i++; Could only find room for TSO and ICE in front of the fig; retarded; jerk; prick; n00b; granny; he should be called tso-houdini; to disappear; gay.
by slash November 26, 2004
1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge
by Jaceph866 February 1, 2009