toser 

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."

Have you seen his web page? What a toser!

toser by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008

Toser 

A complete loser, a term for one of poor intellect or social awareness who often does stupid shit.

Courtney threw a stone at the ground and missed.

"you toser!" said Oliver

Toser by lolzc@ts123 September 9, 2014

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).

"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

Pasta Tolerance Treshold by MissJones March 24, 2013

fps tolerance 

The minimum amount of frames per second you can handle before you commit sudoku.

"Hey Jack, wanna go net cafe?"
"My fps tolerance is 30, I can't play LoL on those computers."

"I can only play a few matches of overwatch because I'm fps intolerant."

"Alvin must have a shit fps tolerance to play that game!"

fps tolerance by eskayteen March 6, 2017