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The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.
I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.
by Tomer Stalker October 10, 2008
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The coolest and hottest kid you'll ever meet in your life...
Tomer, do me!!!!!
by jessica l. p. August 26, 2008
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Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.
"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."
by attackofcomicsans December 09, 2016
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n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Anna: God, what a Tomer.
by harelico August 30, 2010
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to "tomer" someone means to do something just so you can beat another person at it.

basically means to one up some one.
ex: im going to join track so i can tomer this one kid i dont like.

ex: i was telling him about my work-out at the gym then he tried to tomer me by telling me about his work out.
by pig585 November 25, 2010
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an ugly, insecure, annoying, jew
by avimat January 10, 2008
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