An acronym. Meaning The Clock Watchers. It contains to anyone who wants to join a clan from Guam. Primarily means people who constantly look at the clock. Jer is part.
This means you have a Tiny Crooked Wiener(Teen Crook Ween). This is also a club (TCW crew), in order to be a part of this club your penis must be straight for the most part and it must be larger than 4 1/2 inchs erect. If you are a member and you know of some one that falls into the non-member catagory (someone with a tiny crooked wiener)you tell that person it means Totally Cool Wieners and say they can be a part of TCW crew.
Reknowned around the UK, Portsmouth fan John Portsmouth FC Westwood, an antiquarian book seller. This heavily tattoed man heads to games wearing a long blue wig, and a bell. Which he proceeds to ring the entire game, and piss offeveryone anywhere.