T.I.W.

acronym for twenty-inch-walkaway. A T.I.W. is a long, unbroken turd produce when consuming large amounts of fiber or taking metamucil.

Got up, had some coffee and then headed straight to the can to lay a T.I.W.

T.I.W. by Werrpiece c/o B. Reilly February 29, 2008

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S 

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See

You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name

Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

I.W.T.F.Y.T.I.C.I.Y. 

I Want To Fuck You Untill I Come In You

*chat*
Him: hey bae I.W.T.F.Y.T.I.C.I.Y.
Her: i’m on my way

I.W.T.F.Y.T.I.C.I.Y. by Formaggio Filante October 12, 2023

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021